Monday, June 01, 2009
What I've Learned
Life has been a patient teacher, giving me the same lesson again and again. Maybe this time I'll learn from it. Want to know what it is that I have learned?

To get ahead in life you need to be a self aggrandizing, back stabbing selfish son of a bitch. So that is what I a going to be. I'm going to call that woman and tell her what I think and how appalling it is. Then I'm going to start being hedonistic and sleep with a married man. Clearly to get anything I want I'm going to have to start being the opposite of myself. Why not? Karma is clearly a farce or otherwise I've been one of the worst people on the planet 'coz he keeps kicking me.
So a big fuck y'all.